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WE BREAK
THE INTERNET
SO YOU
DON'T HAVE TO.

Noah Designs is a brutalist studio for websites, motion, and digital experiences. We don't do soft launches. We do demolition derbies with receipts. If your brand needs a punch in the mouth, you're in the right basement.

47
WEBSITES WRECKED
12M+
PIXELS PUNCHED
0
TEMPLATES USED
ENERGY DRINKS

SERVICES/RENDERED.

SECTION 02
01 //TEARDOWN

Website Destruction & Rebuild

We tear down the boring and rebuild it louder. No templates. No mercy.

→ request damage report
02 //MOTION

Motion Chaos & Animation

Scroll-triggered violence. Microinteractions that punch. Loaders that scream.

→ request damage report
03 //RAW

Raw UI/UX

Interfaces with edges. Buttons that feel like buttons. No more whisper design.

→ request damage report
04 //DISRUPT

Brand Disruption

Identity systems that pick a fight with the category and win.

→ request damage report

SELECTED CARNAGE

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CHAOS
2026
RIOT//RECORDS
case_001.html
LOUD
2026
MARGIN OF ERROR
case_002.html
BROKEN
2025
STATIC FM
case_003.html
FIXED
2025
DEADWEIGHT CO
case_004.html
CHAOS
2025
NULL/POINTER
case_005.html
LOUD
2024
BLACKLUNG BREW
case_006.html
PRICES // FIRM // NO HAGGLING

PICK YOUR
POISON.

PACKAGE

BASIC WRECK

450kr

we make it exist

  • Single page
  • Minimal animations
  • Mobile responsive
  • Delivered in 7 days
CHOOSE →
MOST DAMAGE
PACKAGE

FULL REBUILD

2.300kr

we make it loud

  • Multi-page site
  • Custom motion design
  • Fully responsive
  • 30 days support
CHOOSE →
PACKAGE

TOTAL DOMINATION

3.595kr

we make it unforgettable

  • Full custom site
  • Advanced animations
  • SEO + analytics
  • 90 days support
CHOOSE →
CUSTOM QUOTE

Too weird for packages?

Tell us your nightmare. We'll quote it before sunrise.

DESCRIBE THE HORROR →
SECTION 05 // ABOUT
noah_001.jpg // GRAINY

WE DON'T DO PRETTY.
WE DO EFFECTIVE.

Polish is a lie corporations tell to feel safe. The internet was supposed to be a place with edges. We're putting them back. Every project we ship is built to be felt — not scrolled past while you doom-eat lunch.

We are not a “collective.” We are not “passionate.” We are a small, loud studio that takes brands the algorithm has flattened and gives them their teeth back. If that sounds dramatic, good. The brief was dramatic.

No moodboards stolen from Pinterest. No purple gradients on white. No “clean modern feel.” We make things that look like someone actually made them.

Tools: hard-coded HTML, CSS that doesn't apologize, motion design that has somewhere to be. Clients welcome. Clients with timid color palettes — politely declined.

NO TEMPLATESNO STOCK PHOTOSNO LOREM IPSUMNO BS
FORM // W-001
WANTED:
CLIENTS WITH NERVE
URGENT
EMAIL
wreck@noahdesigns.studio
PHONE
+45 00 00 00 00
BASE
Copenhagen / Everywhere
HOURS
Whenever the espresso hits
DRESS CODE
Black t-shirt, paint somewhere
If found, return to nearest creative director. Reward: respect.

TELL US THE PLAN.

Real humans reply within 48h. Bots get blocked. Lurkers get nothing.